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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 348thLargest Gambling Industry: 630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 680th
The Psychotic Nazi State of
Corporate Police State
People concentrate better when they're dead.
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Timecuador

Population7.761 billion

CapitalTimecuador City
LeaderKing Timothy III
FaithInsanity

CurrencyCheese Machine
AnimalCinder Block

The Psychotic Nazi State of Timecuador is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Timothy III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.761 billion Timecuadorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timecuador City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Timecuadorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,029 trillion Cheese Machines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 261,464 Cheese Machines, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,749,198 per year while the poor average 14,742, a ratio of 118 to 1.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, no one is worried about government policies any more, military spending recently hit a new high, and in pet stores nationwide Cinder Blocks are growing in popularity. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Timecuador's national animal is the Cinder Block, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Insanity.

Timecuador is ranked 151,945th in the world and 4,264th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -67.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 348thLargest Gambling Industry: 630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 680thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,044thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,085thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,167thMost Armed: 1,204thFattest Citizens: 1,267thMost Avoided: 1,278thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,989thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,051stLargest Black Market: 2,201stLargest Mining Sector: 2,354thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,672ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,854thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,901stLargest Retail Industry: 3,071stHighest Average Incomes: 3,100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,150thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,423rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,628thMost Efficient Economies: 4,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,780thRudest Citizens: 5,655thMost Secular: 5,716thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,883rdHighest Economic Output: 8,156thNudest: 8,381stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,142ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,694thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 13,186thLargest Governments: 14,610thMost Conservative: 14,868th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Armed: 45th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48th in the regionFattest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Avoided: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionLargest Black Market: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 113th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 124th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 146th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 153rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 165th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 191st in the regionMost Secular: 249th in the regionRudest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 332nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 345th in the regionNudest: 388th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 542nd in the regionMost Conservative: 557th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 574th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 597th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 609th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 762nd in the regionLargest Governments: 798th in the regionMost Extreme: 823rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Timecuador was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Timecuador, in pet stores nationwide Cinder Blocks are growing in popularity.
  • : Following new legislation in Timecuador, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Timecuador, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Timecuador, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Following new legislation in Timecuador, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Timecuador was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Timecuador was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Timecuador was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Timecuador was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.

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