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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,122nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,769th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,144th
The Panda Communes of
Left-wing Utopia
Socialism or Barbarism
Influence
Power
Border Guard (West Checkpoint)
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Timchi

Population4.827 billion

CapitalPandamonium
LeaderThe Ferocious Panda

CurrencyPanda Pound
AnimalPanda

The Panda Communes of Timchi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Ferocious Panda with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.827 billion ferocious pandas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandamonium. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Timchian economy, worth 510 trillion Panda Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,848 Panda Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown. Timchi's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timchi is ranked 5,392nd in the world and 1st in The Red and Black for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 70.98 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,122ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,769thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,144thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,710thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,795thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,975thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,269thMost Politically Free: 3,545thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,717thMost Inclusive: 3,757thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,175thNicest Citizens: 4,431stHighest Drug Use: 4,488thBest Weather: 4,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,064thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,392ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,743rdMost Developed: 6,205thMost Pacifist: 6,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,317thLargest Governments: 8,159thSafest: 8,195thNudest: 8,324thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,442ndSmartest Citizens: 12,622ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,719thMost Extreme: 13,486thMost Efficient Economies: 15,429thMost Stationary: 15,852nd

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  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.

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