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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,083rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,727th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,079th
The Panda Communes of
Left-wing Utopia
Socialism or Barbarism
Influence
Power
Border Guard (West Checkpoint)
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Timchi

Population5.391 billion

CapitalPandamonium
LeaderThe Ferocious Panda

CurrencyPanda Pound
AnimalPanda

The Panda Communes of Timchi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Ferocious Panda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.391 billion ferocious pandas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandamonium. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Timchian economy, worth 570 trillion Panda Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,848 Panda Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown. Timchi's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timchi is ranked 57,788th in the world and 1st in The Red and Black for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,083rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,727thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,079thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,003rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,747thMost Politically Free: 3,979thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,019thMost Inclusive: 4,041stBest Weather: 4,555thNicest Citizens: 4,633rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,748thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,032ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,234thHighest Drug Use: 5,272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,307thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,672ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,921stMost Developed: 6,647thMost Pacifist: 7,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,649thLargest Governments: 8,549thNudest: 8,973rdSafest: 9,147thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,993rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,726thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,088thSmartest Citizens: 13,516thMost Stationary: 14,521stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,199thMost Extreme: 16,500thMost Efficient Economies: 16,840th

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  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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