by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,186th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,694th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,137th
The Panda Communes of
Left-wing Utopia
Socialism or Barbarism
Influence
Power
Border Guard (West Checkpoint)
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Panda Communes of Timchi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Ferocious Panda with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.296 billion ferocious pandas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandamonium. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Timchian economy, worth 454 trillion Panda Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,848 Panda Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown. Timchi's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timchi is ranked 1,186th in the world and 1st in The Red and Black for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 9,150.93 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,186thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,137thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,585thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,712thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,997thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,397thMost Inclusive: 3,559thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,572ndBest Weather: 3,915thMost Politically Free: 4,204thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,217thNicest Citizens: 4,320thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,831stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,908thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,124thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,202ndMost Developed: 5,658thMost Pacifist: 6,598thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,661stSafest: 7,735thLargest Governments: 7,894thNudest: 7,934thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,403rdHighest Drug Use: 10,484thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,580thHealthiest Citizens: 12,023rdSmartest Citizens: 12,156thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,457thMost Extreme: 12,890thMost Efficient Economies: 14,399th

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  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : The Unifying Force of Inter-regional Communication dismissed Timchi as Co-Moderator of NSLeft.
  • : Following new legislation in Timchi, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Timchi, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.

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