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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,005th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,719th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,940th
The Panda Communes of
Left-wing Utopia
Socialism or Barbarism
Influence
Power
Border Guard (West Checkpoint)
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Timchi

Population6.114 billion

CapitalPandamonium
LeaderThe Ferocious Panda

CurrencyPanda Pound
AnimalPanda

The Panda Communes of Timchi is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Ferocious Panda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.114 billion ferocious pandas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandamonium. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Timchian economy, worth 647 trillion Panda Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,848 Panda Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown. Timchi's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timchi is ranked 13,293rd in the world and 3rd in The Red and Black for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 79.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,005thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,719thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,940thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,618thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,693rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,831stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,595thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,766thMost Politically Free: 3,784thMost Inclusive: 3,999thNicest Citizens: 4,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,632ndBest Weather: 4,654thHighest Drug Use: 4,790thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,300thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,021stMost Developed: 6,817thMost Pacifist: 6,932ndTop
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Nudest: 7,717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,751stLargest Governments: 8,358thSafest: 8,815thMost Cultured: 9,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,147thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,824thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,293rdSmartest Citizens: 13,367thMost Stationary: 13,631stMost Extreme: 13,909th

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  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Timchi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.

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