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Most Devout: 80thMost Primitive: 96thMost Ignorant Citizens: 101st
The Regional Hegemonic Morass of
Authoritarian Democracy
Our revolution still lives!
Mansa
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Timbuktutu

Population7.438 billion

CapitalBaggywrinkle
LeaderMansa
FaithIslam

CurrencyBoubou
AnimalMansa Goose

The Regional Hegemonic Morass of Timbuktutu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mansa with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.438 billion Timbuktutuans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baggywrinkle. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timbuktutuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Boubous a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,976 Boubous, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, Mansa dines while Baggywrinkle burns, life is somewhat repetitive, and claims adjusters are uselessly vague. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Timbuktutu's national animal is the Mansa Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Timbuktutu is ranked 2,715th in the world and 37th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,147.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 80thMost Primitive: 96thMost Ignorant Citizens: 101stLargest Mining Sector: 160thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 856thMost Avoided: 964thFattest Citizens: 1,064thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,715thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,739thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,392ndLargest Black Market: 4,568thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,043rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,504thHighest Average Incomes: 14,374thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,576thLowest Crime Rates: 17,243rdMost Influential: 22,498thHighest Economic Output: 23,166thLargest Governments: 24,014thMost Efficient Economies: 27,238thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,620th
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 240th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 241st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 275th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 305th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 375th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 432nd in the regionLargest Governments: 484th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 496th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timbuktutu, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Timbuktutu, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
  • : Timbuktutu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Timbuktutu, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Timbuktutu, Mansa dines while Baggywrinkle burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Timbuktutu, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings.
  • : Following new legislation in Timbuktutu, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Timbuktutu, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Timbuktutu, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Timbuktutu, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.

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