The Regional Hegemonic Morass of Timbuktutu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mansa with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.438 billion Timbuktutuans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baggywrinkle. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timbuktutuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion Boubous a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,976 Boubous, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, Mansa dines while Baggywrinkle burns, life is somewhat repetitive, and claims adjusters are uselessly vague. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Timbuktutu's national animal is the Mansa Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Timbuktutu is ranked 2,715^th in the world and 37^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,147.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.