by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 381st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 550th Highest Average Tax Rates: 894th
The NorCon State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Population12.799 billion



The NorCon State of TimberWolves is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mattis with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 12.799 billion Nanmaunaktus are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inuvik. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nanmaunaktut economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion NorDollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,323 NorDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for TimberWolves, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the newest shade developed by TimberWolves's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and there is a law against "filthy foreign food". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TimberWolves's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TimberWolves is ranked 4,375th in the world and 9th in International Northwestern Union for Highest Economic Output, with 2,461 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 381stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 894thLargest Welfare Programs: 920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,036thLargest Governments: 1,084thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,247thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,300thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,655thMost Developed: 1,818thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,190thLowest Crime Rates: 2,307thHealthiest Citizens: 2,389thBest Weather: 2,435thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,769thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,111thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,674thSmartest Citizens: 4,199thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,305thHighest Economic Output: 4,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,808thHighest Average Incomes: 6,386thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,593rdMost Inclusive: 7,652ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,897thMost Influential: 12,864thLargest Populations: 13,782ndNicest Citizens: 14,487thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,982ndMost Income Equality: 15,548thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,785th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the region

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