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Most Advanced Public Transport: 347thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 537thLargest Welfare Programs: 892nd
The NorCon State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
What's one more body in the foundations of a utopia?
Influence
Squire
Telecommunications-Communications Director
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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TimberWolves

Population15.056 billion

CapitalInuvik
LeaderMattis

CurrencyNorDollar
AnimalWolf

The NorCon State of TimberWolves is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mattis with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.056 billion Nanmaunaktus are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inuvik. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nanmaunaktut economy, worth a remarkable 2,921 trillion NorDollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,029 NorDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Inuvik, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TimberWolves's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TimberWolves is ranked 195,221st in the world and 35th in International Northwestern Union for Safest, scoring 11.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 347thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 537thLargest Welfare Programs: 892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 992ndLargest Governments: 1,141stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,260thMost Developed: 1,399thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,607thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,819thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,299thBest Weather: 2,366thLowest Crime Rates: 2,369thHealthiest Citizens: 2,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,680thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,966thSmartest Citizens: 4,168thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,228thHighest Economic Output: 4,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,544thHighest Average Incomes: 6,917thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,602ndMost Inclusive: 8,312thMost Influential: 10,244thTop
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Largest Populations: 13,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,424thNicest Citizens: 15,704thMost Cultured: 15,757thMost Efficient Economies: 17,274thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,745thMost Income Equality: 19,491st
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TimberWolves lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
  • : TimberWolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : TimberWolves was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : TimberWolves was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : TimberWolves was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : TimberWolves was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : TimberWolves was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : TimberWolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : TimberWolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : TimberWolves was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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