by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 343rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 535thLargest Welfare Programs: 875th
The NorCon State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Population15.587 billion



The NorCon State of TimberWolves is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mattis with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.587 billion Nanmaunaktus are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inuvik. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nanmaunaktut economy, worth a remarkable 3,024 trillion NorDollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,029 NorDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Inuvik, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TimberWolves's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TimberWolves is ranked 77,096th in the world and 18th in International Northwestern Union for Largest Black Market, with 684 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 343rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 535thLargest Welfare Programs: 875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,035thLargest Governments: 1,183rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,311thMost Developed: 1,457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,869thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,443rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,468thBest Weather: 2,498thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,149thSmartest Citizens: 4,193rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,208thHighest Economic Output: 4,325thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,928thHighest Average Incomes: 6,916thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,634thMost Inclusive: 8,693rdTop
Most Influential: 11,136thLargest Populations: 13,218thMost Cultured: 15,776thNicest Citizens: 15,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,018thMost Efficient Economies: 18,698thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,298thMost Income Equality: 20,134th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the region

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