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Largest Governments: 352nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 413th Most Subsidized Industry: 455th
The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of
Left-Leaning College State
Renovatio.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

Tiltjuice

Population13.07 billion

CapitalPereplut
Leaderthe useless ones
FaithSolipsistic Sophistry

Currencyfirebreather pizza cast
AnimalSentient Poker Chip

The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.07 billion Tiltjuiceans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 3,722 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 284,822 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 114,449th in the world and 4th in Carnival of Souls for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Governments: 352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 413thMost Subsidized Industry: 455thLowest Crime Rates: 480thMost Efficient Economies: 693rdMost Developed: 834thMost Advanced Public Transport: 865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 896thHighest Poor Incomes: 903rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,031stSmartest Citizens: 1,056thHealthiest Citizens: 1,100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,219thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,268thMost Cultured: 1,393rdSafest: 1,429thHighest Average Incomes: 1,607thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,832ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,886thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,901stHighest Economic Output: 1,911thMost Inclusive: 2,228thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,234thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,475thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,799thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,044thMost Pacifist: 3,929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,874thMost Stationary: 5,485thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,625thTop
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Most Influential: 8,927thLargest Populations: 9,299thMost Secular: 9,539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,860thLargest Mining Sector: 11,234thNicest Citizens: 11,396thNudest: 12,708thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,564th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Tiltjuicean mussels the biggest in Carnival of Souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.

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