by Max Barry

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Largest Governments: 330th Highest Average Tax Rates: 377th Most Subsidized Industry: 444th
The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Renovatio.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.03 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 3,411 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,563 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', supervisors in Tiltjuice commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 700th in the world and 1st in Carnival of Souls for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Governments: 330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 377thMost Subsidized Industry: 444thLowest Crime Rates: 464thMost Developed: 672ndMost Efficient Economies: 700thHighest Poor Incomes: 756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 926thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 928thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 929thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 935thSmartest Citizens: 942ndHealthiest Citizens: 964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,015thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,018thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,031stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,051stMost Cultured: 1,289thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,294thSafest: 1,392ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,431stTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,776thMost Inclusive: 1,891stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,980thHighest Economic Output: 1,987thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,248thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,329thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,344thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,629thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,669thMost Pacifist: 3,385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,394thMost Secular: 4,747thMost Stationary: 5,907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,609thTop
10%
Most Influential: 9,031stLargest Populations: 9,748thLargest Mining Sector: 9,957thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,707thNicest Citizens: 11,706thNudest: 12,668thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,876th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, supervisors in Tiltjuice commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Tiltjuice altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the Great Tiltjuicean Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.

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