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Largest Governments: 418th Highest Average Tax Rates: 451st Most Subsidized Industry: 477th
The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Powerbroker
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Tiltjuice

Population15.819 billion

CapitalPereplut
Leaderthe useless ones
FaithSolipsistic Sophistry

Currencyfirebreather pizza cast
AnimalSentient Poker Chip

The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 15.819 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 4,492 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 284,021 firebreather pizza casts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 113,530th in the world and 1st in Carnival of Souls for Most Pro-Market, scoring 35.67 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Largest Governments: 418thHighest Average Tax Rates: 451stMost Subsidized Industry: 477thLowest Crime Rates: 565thMost Advanced Public Transport: 670thMost Efficient Economies: 677thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 945thHighest Poor Incomes: 987thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,050thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,098thMost Developed: 1,137thHealthiest Citizens: 1,246thSmartest Citizens: 1,315thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,439thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,501stSafest: 1,532ndMost Cultured: 1,533rdHighest Economic Output: 1,702ndTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,786thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,928thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,149thMost Inclusive: 2,471stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,789thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,258thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,352ndMost Pacifist: 3,869thMost Stationary: 4,410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,422ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,064thLargest Populations: 8,367thTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,947thNicest Citizens: 10,388thMost Secular: 10,890thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,150thLargest Mining Sector: 13,016thNudest: 13,268thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,560th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.

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