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Largest Governments: 322nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 378th Most Subsidized Industry: 410th
The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Renovatio.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.504 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 3,268 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 284,133 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, organ donation rates have hit a new low, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 60,248th in the world and 5th in Carnival of Souls for Most Income Equality, scoring 43.25 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Governments: 322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 378thMost Subsidized Industry: 410thLowest Crime Rates: 451stMost Developed: 591stMost Efficient Economies: 723rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 823rdSmartest Citizens: 854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 908thHighest Poor Incomes: 940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 944thMost Advanced Public Transport: 949thLongest Average Lifespans: 965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 979thHealthiest Citizens: 982ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,011thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,147thMost Cultured: 1,260thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,344thHighest Average Incomes: 1,400thSafest: 1,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,701stMost Inclusive: 1,704thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,729thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,035thHighest Economic Output: 2,054thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,302ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,457thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,529thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,676thMost Pacifist: 3,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,476thMost Secular: 4,553rdMost Stationary: 6,290thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,910thTop
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Most Influential: 9,522ndLargest Populations: 10,298thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,521stLargest Mining Sector: 10,931stNicest Citizens: 13,351stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,031stNudest: 16,630thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,213th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.

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