by Max Barry

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Largest Governments: 415th Highest Average Tax Rates: 448th Most Subsidized Industry: 472nd
The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population15.936 billion

Leaderthe useless ones
FaithSolipsistic Sophistry

Currencyfirebreather pizza cast
AnimalSentient Poker Chip

The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, humorless population of 15.936 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 4,526 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 284,021 firebreather pizza casts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 168,642nd in the world and 5,496th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 17.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Governments: 415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 448thMost Subsidized Industry: 472ndLowest Crime Rates: 565thMost Advanced Public Transport: 653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 671stMost Efficient Economies: 688thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 926thHighest Poor Incomes: 989thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,043rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,065thMost Developed: 1,131stHealthiest Citizens: 1,239thSmartest Citizens: 1,305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,501stMost Cultured: 1,524thSafest: 1,530thHighest Economic Output: 1,695thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,874thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,876thHighest Average Incomes: 1,894thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,143rdMost Inclusive: 2,470thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,794thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,388thMost Pacifist: 3,902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,476thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,949thLargest Populations: 8,349thTop
Nicest Citizens: 10,292ndMost Secular: 10,874thMost Influential: 11,120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,063rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,941stNudest: 13,165thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,020th
Largest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionMost Inclusive: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionSafest: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 103rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 142nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 162nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 198th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 235th in the regionLargest Populations: 270th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 366th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 510th in the regionNudest: 518th in the regionNicest Citizens: 527th in the regionMost Secular: 549th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tiltjuice's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Tiltjuice's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Tiltjuice altered its national flag.
  • : Tiltjuice was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Tiltjuice ceased to exist in Carnival of Souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead and Most Zombies.


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