by Max Barry

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Largest Governments: 413th Highest Average Tax Rates: 448th Most Subsidized Industry: 466th
The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population16.103 billion

Leaderthe useless ones
FaithSolipsistic Sophistry

Currencyfirebreather pizza cast
AnimalSentient Poker Chip

The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.103 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 4,573 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 284,021 firebreather pizza casts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 90,073rd in the world and 2,861st in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 430.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Governments: 413thHighest Average Tax Rates: 448thMost Subsidized Industry: 466thLowest Crime Rates: 562ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 646thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 656thMost Efficient Economies: 675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 917thHighest Poor Incomes: 997thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,042ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,053rdMost Developed: 1,128thHealthiest Citizens: 1,226thSmartest Citizens: 1,323rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,445thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,496thMost Cultured: 1,517thSafest: 1,520thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,667thHighest Economic Output: 1,667thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,835thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,163rdMost Inclusive: 2,469thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,806thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,264thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,367thMost Pacifist: 3,861stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,351stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,771stLargest Populations: 8,003rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 10,227thMost Secular: 10,606thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,576thLargest Mining Sector: 12,303rdNudest: 13,746th
Largest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 83rd in the regionSafest: 86th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 160th in the regionMost Pacifist: 193rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226th in the regionLargest Populations: 254th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 389th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 480th in the regionNudest: 506th in the regionMost Secular: 515th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tiltjuice's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Tiltjuice's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Tiltjuice's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Tiltjuice's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Tiltjuice altered its national flag.
  • : Tiltjuice was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Tiltjuice ceased to exist in Carnival of Souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.


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