The Friendly Dictatorship of Tildurland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Tildur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.584 billion Tildurlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tildurcity. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tildurlandian economy, worth 120 trillion Tildurcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,877 Tildurcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins, the government is giving peace a chance, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tildurland's national animal is the koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Supreme Church of Tildur.

Tildurland is ranked 42,758^th in the world and 3^rd in Grand Coalition Control Room for Highest Poor Incomes, with 60,945.04 Standard Monetary Units.