The Grammaratarian State of Tildon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Grammar Führer with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 22.513 billion Tildonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dictionary. The average income tax rate is 72.5%.

The strong Tildonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion Participles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,049 Participles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and The Grammar Führer has just been declared ruler of Tildon in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tildon's national animal is the Adverb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tildon is ranked 59,744^th in the world and 1^st in Onett for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.84 law-abiding acts per hour.