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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,025thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,514thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,890th
The Green Land of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Work hard, earn hard!
Matildnéni
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Tildalandia

Population3.923 billion

CapitalHantos City
LeaderMatildnéni
FaithMatildizmus

CurrencyPengő
AnimalCattle

The Green Land of Tildalandia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Matildnéni with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 3.923 billion family members are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantos City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tildalandian economy, worth 679 trillion Pengős a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 173,190 Pengős, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 765,624 per year while the poor average 24,509, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, Matildnéni has more friends than ever before, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime is almost non-existent. Tildalandia's national animal is the Cattle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Matildizmus.

Tildalandia is ranked 185,612th in the world and 341st in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -219.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,025thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,514thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,890thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,888thMost Efficient Economies: 3,031stNicest Citizens: 3,459thBest Weather: 3,642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,928thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,854thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,903rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,999thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,367thMost Inclusive: 7,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,262ndMost Pacifist: 8,873rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,909thHighest Average Incomes: 9,257thMost Developed: 9,654thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,587thSmartest Citizens: 11,916thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,492ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,062ndMost Secular: 13,627thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,979thLargest Black Market: 14,534thLargest Governments: 15,847thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,240thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,874thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,289th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, Matildnéni has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, the nation leads Forest for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, diminutive Tildalandian generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Tildalandia, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Tildalandia was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".

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