by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,109th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,608th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,039th
The Green Land of
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Population2.314 billion

CapitalHantos City


The Green Land of Tildalandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matildnéni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 2.314 billion family members enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantos City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tildalandian economy, worth 356 trillion Pengős a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 153,932 Pengős, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,230 per year while the poor average 27,995, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is almost non-existent. Tildalandia's national animal is the Tench, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Matildizmus.

Tildalandia is ranked 61,323rd in the world and 2,928th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 935.72 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,109thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,608thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,039thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,704thLargest Retail Industry: 5,150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,240thNicest Citizens: 5,775thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,301stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,238thTop
Most Developed: 9,080thMost Efficient Economies: 10,656thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,919thHighest Average Incomes: 11,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,255thSmartest Citizens: 13,662ndBest Weather: 13,763rdMost Secular: 14,035thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,117thMost Pacifist: 14,801stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,247thMost Inclusive: 15,491stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,465th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 180th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 227th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 230th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 260th in the regionNicest Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 367th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 425th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 491st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 503rd in the regionMost Developed: 516th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 559th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 580th in the regionLargest Black Market: 662nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 663rd in the regionBest Weather: 703rd in the regionMost Secular: 710th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 721st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 722nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 758th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 784th in the regionMost Pacifist: 784th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 832nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 842nd in the region

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