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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,163rdMost Pacifist: 4,570thSafest: 4,615th
The Metallic Brotherhood of
Democratic Socialists
Up the Irons!
The Grey Eminence
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Tikariot

Population1.581 billion

CapitalPort Rhovanyon
LeaderThe Grey Eminence
FaithHeavymetallism

Currencyiron maiden
Animalsnowy owl

The Metallic Brotherhood of Tikariot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Grey Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.581 billion Tikariotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rhovanyon. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tikariotian economy, worth 163 trillion iron maidens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,260 iron maidens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikariot's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Heavymetallism.

Tikariot is ranked 79,930th in the world and 35th in Rushmore for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.62 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Pacifist: 4,570thSafest: 4,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,662ndNicest Citizens: 6,002ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,046thBest Weather: 6,047thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,910thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,870thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,976thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,612thMost Inclusive: 10,221stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,261stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,376thMost Cultured: 10,994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,205thHealthiest Citizens: 11,612thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,710thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,351stMost Developed: 15,844thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,915thLargest Governments: 17,753rdSmartest Citizens: 18,296thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,009th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, The Grey Eminence has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.

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