by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 934thMost Influential: 4,149thSafest: 8,817th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Up the Irons!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population334 million

CapitalPort Rhovanyon

Currencyiron maiden
Animalsnowy owl

The Federation of Tikariot is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 334 million Tikariotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rhovanyon. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tikariotian economy, worth 25.2 trillion iron maidens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,497 iron maidens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege Port Rhovanyon's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikariot's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tikariot is ranked 171,383rd in the world and 7,441st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -135.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 934thTop
Most Influential: 4,149thSafest: 8,817thMost Pacifist: 9,695thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,447thNicest Citizens: 12,168thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,174thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,349thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,337thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,473rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,937thBest Weather: 15,687thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,643rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 20,637th
Safest: 487th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 548th in the regionMost Pacifist: 556th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 556th in the regionNudest: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 571st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 650th in the regionNicest Citizens: 684th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 818th in the regionBest Weather: 844th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
  • : Tikariot endorsed The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, conspiracy theorists allege Port Rhovanyon's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Tikariot was endorsed by The Principality of Ofira.
  • : Tikariot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Tikariot voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Tikariot voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Tikariot, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 191 » Libertania Democratica, Guer Aike, Daiz, Corfad, Shibutani, Hamerica, Koda-Land, Siwale, Damsmel, Prydania, Irunjarai, Notyoutopia, Newpromisedland, Yaorozu, Eara Forp, Ethnon, The Rhein States, New Jamgra, Wineclaw, Arichia, El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Dar es Saalam, Zzozona, Interdimensional Zone, Empy, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Omnistria, Brucklania, Pazair, Saperisole, Ihese, The Marinians, Hells Ninth Circle, PotatoFarmers, Sundred, Sunto, Sikol, North Bratislava, Dabarastan, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Dreadton, Xyrron, Kocherian, Maynilan, Westinor, Shadowrik, Fauzjhia, and 141 others.Zeternia, McMasterdonia, Nouvelle-Floride, Phire Fric, Harveney, Highton Islands, Schnuftelland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Zumlandia, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Nistriabar, Ravendi, Selfgradatude, Lordelles, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Smesh, Former English Colony, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, Joodey, Madjack, Clan Spaniel, Frances Francis the First of France, Termathe, Sil Dorsett, Seanat, Pokemanland, Simone Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Abject Ludicrosity, The Iron Lions, Ihsan, Principia Mathematica, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Praeceps, Malta Comino Gozo, Fendlium, The Noviosyus, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Valentine Z, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, WeKnow, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Ultra777, Andexia, Solskjar, Erubetia, Wit Noreis, Yokciq Empire, Paverium, Moubarakistan, Karakalpak Republic, Gilakistan, Ver Testua, Animu Place, R libanon, Czechnin, Respublic of corusant, Nordic-British Union, East Supple Lund, The New Trumpland, Eslatani, Neo Cheese Empire, LostLegion, Tukayyiad, HOoOo bAby, Dangine, Terrax, Miamington, United Island States of Southeast Asia, U S Eh, Caaria, The Real Ram Ranch, Lux Conos, Eastern Cous Empria, Lucedeia, Anungu, Napnomadia, Etanur, Yalkan, Heilhum Imperius, Pierresburg, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Ice and Tinian, Eschatosia, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Krazon, Votak Matim, Neu-Galicia, Kenaniahistan, Wilkshire, Basedania, Maclare, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Eywaan, Hardscrabble, Daulatpur, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Visse, Ardretia, Avastate, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Holy Oranz, Sisang, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Nuevo Navarre, Liminyj, New Trisone, Nobec, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Unsophisticate, Comfed, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Rozarus, Qetrela, Timbrey, Jestings, TJUN-ia, and Ofira.

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