The Republic of Tiffanys Theme is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.73 billion Tiffanys Themeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.5%.

The strong Tiffanys Themean economy, worth 254 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 68,291 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Tiffanys Theme, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and nobody knows why the caged dove sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiffanys Theme's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tiffanys Theme is ranked 226,177^th in the world and 4^th in Friendly Islands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 18.75 Tourists Per Hour.