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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,138th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,565th
The Elite Clothesline of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pretty sure there's nothing to be done but die
Tifa Lockhart
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Tifa Lockhart

Population5.185 billion

CapitalSeventh Heaven
LeaderTifa Lockhart
Faithkicking Shinra ass


The Elite Clothesline of Tifa Lockhart is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tifa Lockhart with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 5.185 billion Yokirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seventh Heaven. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Yokirian economy, worth 215 trillion pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,538 pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tifa Lockhart has designated Seventh Heaven as its capital city, soldiers are equipped with multi-million piece battlesuits, Tifa Lockhart has just been declared ruler of Tifa Lockhart in an international press conference, and kicking Shinra ass has been named as Tifa Lockhart's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tifa Lockhart's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is kicking Shinra ass.

Tifa Lockhart is ranked 73,256th in the world and 7th in Sanctuary of Syl for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,842.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,138thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,565th
Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the region

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