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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8thMost Rebellious Youth: 15th
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Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.
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Tierra del Queso

Population41.29 billion

CapitalTierra del Queso City
LeaderJoe Schmo

Currencycheese wedge
Animalcow

The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.29 billion Tierra del Quesoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tierra del Quesoan economy, worth an astonishing 13,027 trillion cheese wedges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 315,523 cheese wedges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is totally unknown. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 251,893rd in the world and 4th in Cheese for Fattest Citizens, with 0.78 Obesity Rate.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8thMost Rebellious Youth: 15thNicest Citizens: 16thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thMost Pacifist: 22ndHealthiest Citizens: 24thMost Developed: 28thLongest Average Lifespans: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 46thSmartest Citizens: 49thLeast Corrupt Governments: 68thBest Weather: 80thLargest Populations: 92ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 107thMost Cultured: 110thHighest Food Quality: 159thSafest: 185thMost Beautiful Environments: 220thHighest Economic Output: 307thHighest Poor Incomes: 505thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 540thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 623rdMost Inclusive: 684thLargest Governments: 1,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,256thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,524thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,533rdMost Stationary: 1,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,711thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,785thHighest Average Incomes: 1,945thLowest Crime Rates: 2,496thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,909thMost Influential: 5,142ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,494thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,513thNudest: 10,542ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,849thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,303rdMost Secular: 16,383rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,497thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,905th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tierra del Queso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Tierra del Queso was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Tierra del Queso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, builders across Tierra del Queso are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".

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