by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd Nicest Citizens: 6th Healthiest Citizens: 8th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.41 billion Tierra del Quesoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tierra del Quesoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,688 trillion cheese wedges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 308,459 cheese wedges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, military funding has been stripped back, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 104,992nd in the world and 4th in Cheese for Most Devout, with 9.81 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndNicest Citizens: 6thHealthiest Citizens: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13thLargest Publishing Industry: 13thMost Developed: 15thMost Rebellious Youth: 15thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16thMost Pacifist: 17thSmartest Citizens: 19thLongest Average Lifespans: 26thBest Weather: 34thLeast Corrupt Governments: 34thMost Cultured: 40thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77thSafest: 101stLargest Populations: 135thMost Beautiful Environments: 141stHighest Poor Incomes: 148thHighest Economic Output: 254thMost Inclusive: 265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 265thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 748thLargest Governments: 854thHighest Average Incomes: 1,078thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,238thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,824thMost Efficient Economies: 2,209thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,352ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,395thMost Stationary: 2,438thLowest Crime Rates: 2,478thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,870thMost Influential: 3,056thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,400thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,153rdTop
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Nudest: 7,870thMost Income Equality: 8,869thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,201st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Tierra del Queso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, Joe Schmo can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on.

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