The Republic of Tic Tic King is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 5.225 billion Tic Tic Kingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tic Tic Kingian economy, worth 141 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,000 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tic Tic King's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tic Tic King is ranked 121,046^th in the world and 24^th in Ejected fenda sleepers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.6 law-abiding acts per hour.