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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 720th Most Influential: 1,037th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,962nd
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
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Population1.677 billion

LeaderLyncon Vern
FaithImperial Cult


The Kingdom of Thythos is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lyncon Vern with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.677 billion Thythosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thosian. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thythosian economy, worth 249 trillion Diamonds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,041 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Thythos, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thythos's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Thythos is ranked 81,003rd in the world and 4,332nd in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 38.53 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 720thMost Influential: 1,037thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,962ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,561stMost Developed: 4,956thMost Cultured: 5,765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,838thHealthiest Citizens: 5,972ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,396thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,929thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,732ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,836thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,296thSmartest Citizens: 8,972ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,315thBest Weather: 9,446thMost Efficient Economies: 9,765thLargest Governments: 11,394thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,939thHighest Average Incomes: 12,455thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,597thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,732ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,782ndSafest: 14,917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,552nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 198th in the regionMost Cultured: 267th in the regionMost Developed: 272nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 292nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 326th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 352nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 382nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 410th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 413th in the regionMost Influential: 438th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 461st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 472nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 499th in the regionLargest Governments: 505th in the regionBest Weather: 509th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 512th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 523rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 553rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 599th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 625th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 651st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 675th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 696th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 719th in the regionSafest: 778th in the regionMost Secular: 989th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thythos was endorsed by The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138.
  • : Thythos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Thythos, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Thythos, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Thythos, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Thythos.
  • : Following new legislation in Thythos, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Thythos, everybody's got wood thanks to Lyncon Vern.
  • : Thythos was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Thythos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Nazi Europa".
  • : Thythos endorsed The Byzantine Empire of Constantinolia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 136 » Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Friently, Pallaith, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Omicron Persei V111, General COE, Enosville, Alice Gardens, Holy Oranz, Bharathvarsh, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Xinchao, Shadowrik, Siwale, Vszeklina, Rylam, Kingdom of Space, Sil Dorsett, Diodone, The Akhara Islands, American MapleStory, Bothia, Kelvaros Prime, Selfgradatude, Legique, New Chilokver, Forunte, The Sanada Clan, McMasterdonia, Necromonia, Dutchyland, Yukti, HMS Unicorn, Sheppey, AdyLand, Prevaland, Sankami, Yaris, Buckerino, New Lakemba, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Republic of Dixie, Palisede, Seven Hills, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, and 86 others.Bayern-Straubing, Lord Ravenclaw, Che Sana Und, Ainsworth, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Beodarasc, Xentherida, SchoolHouse Rock, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Somewherefar, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, Phillywob, Wodan, Celebia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Wineclaw, Thenaca, Pria Xennes, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, NatsukiLand, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, Lungha, Astal Aavors, Azurius, ShortBusCrashed, Revolutionary Sealand, Jefffliu, Nogori, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Kyrianian, The Kyziban Islands, Puczovska, Ktyria, Morlanka, Alsatian Island, Atain, Canada GR, Panama Coalition, LaKronia, Pandessiand, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Wesley Republic, Albacria, Nueava Libertalia, Ka Ching, Freienland, Mordant99, Crazy Kongo, Benolia, Q w e r t y, The Free Californian People, Ozstan, Malta Comino Gozo, Vyxia, ThE eNd oF eE, Sallanas, Yukkira, Guslantis, Underground Techno, The Windmilluminati, New Seaview Cove, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, Constantinolia, and THX1138.