The Black Hawk Corporal of Thyroton is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vamperiall Mion-Norfolk with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 5.788 billion Susnalonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vampereo City. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Susnalonian economy, worth 140 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 24,210 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Vampereo City Film Festival recently voted 'Susnalonian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyroton's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vamperiallism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thyroton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
- : Thyroton was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Rogue Nation of Infertile Grounds, infecting 20 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Thyroton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Thyroton, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Thyroton, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
- : Following new legislation in Thyroton, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
- : Following new legislation in Thyroton, the Vampereo City Film Festival recently voted 'Susnalonian Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
- : Following new legislation in Thyroton, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
- : Thyroton changed its national motto to "Man, some just want to watch your world burn" and its nation type to "Black Hawk Corporal".
- : Thyroton lodged a message on the The Black Hawks Regional Message Board.