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Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,398th Nicest Citizens: 11,117th Largest Publishing Industry: 11,129th
The Empire of
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Thurnezia

Population5.095 billion

CapitalThurnezia City
LeaderThurny the Great
FaithPizzarism

CurrencyQueen
AnimalPhoenix

The Empire of Thurnezia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Thurny the Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.095 billion Thurnezians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thurnezia City. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Thurnezian economy, worth 444 trillion Queens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,295 Queens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thurnezia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pizzarism.

Thurnezia is ranked 17,320th in the world and 965th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,074.5 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,398thNicest Citizens: 11,117thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,129thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,271st
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 550th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thurnezia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Thurnezia, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Thurnezia altered its national flag.
  • : Thurnezia was refounded in Balder.
  • : Thurnezia ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Following new legislation in Thurnezia, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Thurnezia, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Thurnezia, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Thurnezia's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Thurnezia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Best Weather.

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