by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,187th Most Influential: 3,624th Most Primitive: 9,274th
The Confederation of
Authoritarian Democracy
Of The People! By The People! For The People! Eagle!!
Abra Ham Burger
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Thuringia Reich

Population939 million

LeaderAbra Ham Burger


The Confederation of Thuringia Reich is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Abra Ham Burger with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 939 million Laurasias are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vimeria. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The laurasish economy, worth 48.4 trillion Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,569 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, there are no more heroes any more, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuringia Reich's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Thuringia Reich is ranked 138,681st in the world and 6,481st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.23 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,187thMost Influential: 3,624thTop
Most Primitive: 9,274thSafest: 9,968thMost Pacifist: 10,055th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionSafest: 348th in the regionMost Influential: 372nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 377th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 428th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 502nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 578th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 633rd in the regionBest Weather: 647th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 661st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 731st in the region

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