The Social Justice State of Thullia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Linda Sarsour with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.427 billion Thullians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berkeley. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thullian economy, worth a remarkable 2,394 trillion Food stamps a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an amazing 209,590 Food stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Thullia' is a smash hit, trains and passengers alike are often late, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thullia's national animal is the Trigglypuff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Social Justice.

Thullia is ranked 439^th in the world and 21^st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 204.78 law-abiding acts per hour.