Population | 11.268 billion |
Capital | Berkeley |
Leader | Linda Sarsour |
Faith | Social Justice |
Currency | Food stamp |
Animal | Trigglypuff |
The Social Justice State of Thullia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Linda Sarsour with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.268 billion Thullians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berkeley. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Thullian economy, worth a remarkable 2,335 trillion Food stamps a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an amazing 207,288 Food stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, the default state for Thullia is default, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thullia's national animal is the Trigglypuff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Social Justice.
Thullia is ranked 453rd in the world and 22nd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 202.12 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thullia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Thullia, the default state for Thullia is default.
- : Following new legislation in Thullia, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
- : Following new legislation in Thullia, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Thullia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Thullia, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Following new legislation in Thullia, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural.
- : Following new legislation in Thullia, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
- : Following new legislation in Thullia, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Thullia, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.