The Enlightened Theocracy of Thothe is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 36.079 billion Thotheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khmun. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Thothean economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion lunas a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,728 lunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thothe has designated Khmun as its capital city, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, Thothe has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the Federal Council of Thothe has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thothe's national animal is the ibis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thoth worship.

Thothe is ranked 128,489^th in the world and 10^th in Egypt for Largest Black Market, with 236 billion Standard Monetary Units.