The Heathen Kingdom of Thorway is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Søren Henningsen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.647 billion Thorwegians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halmishamn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Thorwegian economy, worth 628 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,259 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
The hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, all prisons have been eliminated, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thorway's national animal is the Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heathenry.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thorway was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Transyania.
- : Thorway was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Thorway, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.
- : Following new legislation in Thorway, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
- : Following new legislation in Thorway, all prisons have been eliminated.
- : Following new legislation in Thorway, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
- : Following new legislation in Thorway, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary.
- : Thorway was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, the Top 5% for Highest Crime Rates, and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Thorway endorsed The Federal Republic of Amauri.
- : Following new legislation in Thorway, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
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