|Leader||Constitutional King Nathaniel|
|Faith||Free Will Baptist|
The Free Speech Republic of Thornian is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Constitutional King Nathaniel with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.877 billion Thornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rose. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Thornianian economy, worth 686 trillion Thorns a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,886 Thorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Tigers that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thornian's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Will Baptist.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thornian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Thornian was endorsed by The Corporate Republic of Cheesecakeastan.
- : Thornian was endorsed by The Democratic Military State of El Reyno Mexicano.
- : Thornian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Thornian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Thornian was endorsed by The Teutonic Empire of Deutches.
- : Thornian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Thornian was endorsed by The Monarchy of Barlonatar.
- : Thornian was endorsed by The People Republic of The Federation of Soviet.
- : Thornian was endorsed by The Republic of Risastorstein.
Endorsements Received: 38 » Calponia, Baconbacon123, Angea, Ierna, Gorzi, Geektopia, Bietzopolis, New Cesorion, Northern Timena, The Evile Empire, MNI, O-BrokiPuppet, Kingdom of Montana, Pac Viridion, Gliesetonia, Violet Hedgehog, Josephtan, Reatilber Soclistice, Runegeist, Tyranogorgon, Ritterdorf, Laureland, Banana Man154, Ravennog, The MiniNation, Dependants, Laurennia, Obliquity, HAVENLY MARK, New Jakobly, Communaccord, Marsius Xadrius, Risastorstein, The Federation of Soviet, Barlonatar, Deutches, El Reyno Mexicano, and Cheesecakeastan.