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Most Primitive: 2,963rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,667thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,632nd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Thorn360

Population4.305 billion

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Republic of Thorn360 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, feral children, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.305 billion Thorn360ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Thorn360ian economy, worth 466 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,468 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn360's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thorn360 is ranked 30,632nd in the world and 595th in Suspicious for Largest Black Market, with 74.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 2,963rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,667thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,632ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,589thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,612thMost Developed: 26,981stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,965thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,820thMost Patriotic: 30,349thLargest Black Market: 30,632ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33,415th
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 216th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 235th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 297th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 301st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 306th in the regionMost Inclusive: 315th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 319th in the regionNudest: 335th in the regionLargest Governments: 346th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 348th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 380th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thorn360, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn360, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn360, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Thorn360 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn360, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn360, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn360, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn360, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Thorn360 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn360, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.

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