Population | 4.305 billion |
Currency | pound |
Animal | beaver |
The Republic of Thorn360 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, feral children, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.305 billion Thorn360ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Thorn360ian economy, worth 466 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,468 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn360's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Thorn360 is ranked 30,632nd in the world and 595th in Suspicious for Largest Black Market, with 74.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thorn360, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn360, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn360, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Thorn360 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn360, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn360, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn360, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn360, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Thorn360 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Thorn360, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.