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Thorn2033

Population6.264 billion

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Animalpanther

The Republic of Thorn2033 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.264 billion Thorn2033ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thorn2033ian economy, worth 875 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,746 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, people are turning themselves into worm food, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn2033's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Thorn2033 is ranked 175,518th in the world and 2,028th in Suspicious for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 928.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,510thLargest Mining Sector: 11,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,830thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 19,564thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,107thLowest Crime Rates: 21,550thLargest Black Market: 22,412thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,679thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,634thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,552ndMost Cultured: 24,966thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,212thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,306thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,924thLargest Governments: 26,467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,191stLargest Retail Industry: 28,858thHighest Average Incomes: 30,093rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 30,130thSmartest Citizens: 30,251stMost Efficient Economies: 32,165thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 34,323rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 69th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 158th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 199th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 208th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 216th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 245th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 284th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 331st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 340th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 385th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 399th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 408th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 410th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thorn2033, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn2033, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn2033, people are turning themselves into worm food.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn2033, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn2033, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn2033, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn2033, the government spends millions of pesos every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn2033, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorn2033, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Thorn2033 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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