The Commonwealth of Thomas More is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Franz Wittelsbach with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.754 billion Utopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,280 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 233,833 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Thomas More, President Franz Wittelsbach's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Thomas More, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is totally unknown. Thomas More's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Thomas More is ranked 308,531^st in the world and 84^th in Catholic for Most Primitive, scoring -663.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.