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Highest Crime Rates: 3,468th Highest Drug Use: 5,074th Rudest Citizens: 5,244th
The Friendly Ghost of
Capitalizt
In Utter Frankness, I Must Truly State
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Thomas Insaniac

Population6.757 billion

CapitalSalvaria Prime
LeaderThomas Insaniac
FaithBritish Electro Funk

CurrencyEmpty Promises
AnimalMutual Funds

The Friendly Ghost of Thomas Insaniac is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Thomas Insaniac with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.757 billion Salvarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvaria Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Thomas Insaniacian economy, worth 678 trillion Empty Promiseses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,432 Empty Promiseses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,128 per year while the poor average 27,315, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Thomas Insaniac's offices, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, and Salvaria Prime is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thomas Insaniac's national animal is the Mutual Funds, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is British Electro Funk.

Thomas Insaniac is ranked 94,625th in the world and 6,336th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Top
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 3,468thHighest Drug Use: 5,074thRudest Citizens: 5,244thFattest Citizens: 5,484thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,495thMost Influential: 5,847thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,233rdMost Armed: 6,439thLargest Retail Industry: 6,760thLargest Black Market: 7,931stMost Avoided: 8,678thTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,592ndMost Secular: 11,408thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,387thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,439thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,639thMost Cultured: 16,970thHighest Economic Output: 18,411th
Top
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 136th in the regionFattest Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Black Market: 195th in the regionMost Armed: 213th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 214th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 235th in the regionRudest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Avoided: 301st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 330th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 371st in the regionLargest Populations: 464th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 491st in the regionTop
10%
Most Secular: 591st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 594th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 696th in the regionNudest: 738th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 819th in the regionMost Cultured: 847th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 946th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thomas Insaniac's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Thomas Insaniac, Salvaria Prime is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Thomas Insaniac, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
  • : Following new legislation in Thomas Insaniac, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Thomas Insaniac, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Thomas Insaniac's offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Thomas Insaniac, in a baffling press conference Thomas Insaniac proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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