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Highest Crime Rates: 3,334thFattest Citizens: 4,865thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,074th
The Friendly Ghost of
Capitalizt
In Utter Frankness, I Must Truly State
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Thomas Insaniac

Population11.778 billion

CapitalSalvaria Prime
LeaderThomas Insaniac
FaithBritish Electro Funk

CurrencyEmpty Promises
AnimalMutual Funds

The Friendly Ghost of Thomas Insaniac is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas Insaniac with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.778 billion Salvarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvaria Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Thomas Insaniacian economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Empty Promiseses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 103,739 Empty Promiseses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,144 per year while the poor average 28,558, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thomas Insaniac's national animal is the Mutual Funds, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is British Electro Funk.

Thomas Insaniac is ranked 35,681st in the world and 1,234th in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 67.67 on the Rand Index.

Top
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 3,334thFattest Citizens: 4,865thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,074thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,670thRudest Citizens: 7,560thLargest Retail Industry: 8,041stMost Avoided: 8,120thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,885thTop
10%
Most Armed: 10,928thLargest Black Market: 11,162ndHighest Drug Use: 11,967thHighest Economic Output: 13,596thMost Secular: 13,787thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,608thMost Cultured: 16,138thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,274thMost Influential: 18,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,085th
Top
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 127th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 129th in the regionFattest Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Populations: 230th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 241st in the regionRudest Citizens: 245th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 251st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Avoided: 284th in the regionMost Armed: 305th in the regionLargest Black Market: 312th in the regionTop
10%
Most Cultured: 471st in the regionMost Secular: 487th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 507th in the regionNudest: 551st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 570th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 574th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 605th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 618th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 625th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 700th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens, Most Extensive Civil Rights, and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Publishing Industry, and Largest Populations.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Armed.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Thomas Insaniac was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Most Influential.

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