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Highest Crime Rates: 3,035th Highest Drug Use: 4,647th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,777th
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Thomas Insaniac

Population7.488 billion

CapitalSalvaria Prime
LeaderThomas Insaniac
FaithBritish Electro Funk

CurrencyEmpty Promises
AnimalMutual Funds

The Friendly Ghost of Thomas Insaniac is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas Insaniac with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.488 billion Salvarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvaria Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Thomas Insaniacian economy, worth 752 trillion Empty Promiseses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,432 Empty Promiseses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,128 per year while the poor average 27,315, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Thomas Insaniac's offices, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, and Salvaria Prime is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thomas Insaniac's national animal is the Mutual Funds, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is British Electro Funk.

Thomas Insaniac is ranked 12,768th in the world and 559th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 79.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Highest Crime Rates: 3,035thHighest Drug Use: 4,647thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,777thFattest Citizens: 4,917thRudest Citizens: 5,325thMost Armed: 5,336thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,588thLargest Retail Industry: 6,505thMost Avoided: 7,350thLargest Black Market: 7,404thTop
Most Influential: 8,729thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,063rdMost Secular: 11,103rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,618thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,102nd
Highest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 116th in the regionFattest Citizens: 168th in the regionMost Armed: 173rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 183rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 189th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 206th in the regionMost Avoided: 236th in the regionRudest Citizens: 286th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 301st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 326th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 432nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 470th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 505th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 559th in the regionMost Secular: 583rd in the regionNudest: 660th in the region

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