by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd Most Influential: 485th Best Weather: 2,017th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
When thots and hoes unite we become Thoets
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.485 billion

LeaderDiane Inside


The Rogue Nation of Thoets is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Diane Inside with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.485 billion Thoetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sidehoe. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thoetsian economy, worth 282 trillion Ratpisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 113,521 Ratpisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thoets's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thoets is ranked 2,350th in the world and 135th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 53.8 Average Smiles Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 292ndMost Influential: 485thTop
Best Weather: 2,017thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,144thMost Pacifist: 2,197thNicest Citizens: 2,350thSafest: 2,733rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,183rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,311thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,768thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,820thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,821stMost Inclusive: 4,483rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,040thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,070thLowest Crime Rates: 6,160thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,715thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,205thMost Cultured: 7,619thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,147thMost Income Equality: 8,993rdSmartest Citizens: 10,355thLargest Governments: 10,741stMost Developed: 10,825thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,065thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,137thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,547thMost Secular: 15,763rd
Best Weather: 119th in the regionMost Pacifist: 122nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 128th in the regionNicest Citizens: 135th in the regionSafest: 148th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 194th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 217th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 259th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Inclusive: 289th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 293rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 308th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 334th in the regionMost Cultured: 373rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 405th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 421st in the regionMost Income Equality: 429th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 444th in the regionLargest Governments: 513th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 571st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 626th in the regionMost Developed: 641st in the region

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