by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238th Most Influential: 459th Best Weather: 2,077th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
When thots and hoes unite we become Thoets
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population1.944 billion

LeaderDiane Inside


The Rogue Nation of Thoets is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Diane Inside with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.944 billion Thoetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sidehoe. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thoetsian economy, worth 215 trillion Ratpisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,991 Ratpisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Ratpiss mansions, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thoets's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thoets is ranked 3,263rd in the world and 177th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.71 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 238thMost Influential: 459thTop
Best Weather: 2,077thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,319thMost Pacifist: 2,388thNicest Citizens: 2,560thSafest: 2,651stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,144thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,351stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,418thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,548thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,874thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,941stHealthiest Citizens: 4,948thMost Inclusive: 5,171stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,952ndMost Secular: 5,980thLowest Crime Rates: 6,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,911thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,368thMost Cultured: 7,939thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,413thMost Income Equality: 9,149thSmartest Citizens: 10,522ndMost Developed: 10,782ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,935thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,004thLargest Governments: 11,342ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,378th
Best Weather: 119th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Pacifist: 132nd in the regionSafest: 134th in the regionMost Influential: 135th in the regionNicest Citizens: 139th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 164th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 173rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 177th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 184th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 188th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 290th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 291st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 292nd in the regionMost Secular: 310th in the regionMost Inclusive: 328th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 342nd in the regionMost Cultured: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 417th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 422nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 424th in the regionMost Income Equality: 483rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 512th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 571st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 585th in the regionMost Developed: 632nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 894th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 261 » Wodan, Gladio II, Universal State Formula, Siwale, Pallaith, Tharissus, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Mzeusia, Buckerino, Holy Oranz, Agrauron, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Kwaj, NatsukiLand, Notyoutopia, PlanetPunk, Bayern-Straubing, Territorio di Nessuno, Diodone, Victoriaans Nederlands, Malvad, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, McMasterdonia, Wilkshire, Xentherida, Edwerlantin, Ainsworth, Sil Dorsett, SillyString, Cloydicia, Guyomartand, Shadowrik, Selfgradatude, Eglise Sainte Eve, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Puczovska, Atain, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Sea Ghost, Renetopia, Novo England, The Bureaucratic Territories, Felpolandia, and 211 others.Dramanian, Avornica, Calamazo, Lemonbiscuits, Azurius, Panama Coalition, Weehay, BrightFutures, Boggovia, TerranulliuZ, Camarthen, The Free Californian People, Prydania, Massarie, The Oppressed, Aroa, Ka Ching, Plumas, Ostrekoj, Unimaginable Doom, Nisastria, Kulgatha, Alice Gardens, Blackwood Coast, New Lakemba, The Transhuman Union, New Sekai, Snoodum, Mecca-Switzerland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Unsophisticate, United Government Of Corruption, The Iron Lions, Helix Labs, Choistan, Albacria, RoosterTeeth, Dicko, Walter Jackson, Ozstan, Prospit, Cadla, Malta Comino Gozo, General COE, Yukti, Guslantis, Shibutani, Inner Wilia Sch, THX1138, Riverwinde, Amerian States, Californian Redwood, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Zokk, North Armatas, Edon-Ko, Erwo Stal, Bothia, Itallitopia, Outer Egorniand, Republic of Destiny, Phoronu, Dopeland420, CurryIndia, Viridiann, Pleroma Sans Romans, Lower Nubia, The Windmilluminati, Former English Colony, Han Ful, Chukstik Illahi, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Brysto, Empy, Detrivania, Palisede, Misuvelia, Avalon, Pizza Squared, Humptalumpta, Potatolandium, Highton Islands, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, New Fingland, JAOECW536, McDonaldsland, New Pleasant Hill, Kelvaros Prime, Valenair, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, New Phyrreus, United Draconia, Apetopia, Pauxia, Deerfenland, Kubrostavsria, Prickly Town, Reylands, Marxist Luxembourg, Giganato, Neo Hungarica, The Gamer Party, Chamocha, Free Culture, Q w e r t y, Tredano, French Bananastan, Golden Ho, David Davidson, Blackgear, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Kristalmaan, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Vivanco, Zupla, Atheenos, Kokomo Island, Jest Xerces, Palanyag, Zeternia, Sundred, Quranite, Sahriastan, The Mace Kingdom, Seelandt, Avemterra, Azzarel, Musselshell, Tianqing, Dellengard, Blackphir, Grimrholm, One hundred castles, Mesherica, Bonjoura, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Voznesheim, Rumagna, The Alpha Conglomerate, Neo-Philadelphia, Spunkland, Cinnibar, Ivalex, I am the one who knocks, Wisconsota, Maott, Ice and Tinian, Mahsoobia, Suraria, Get Away From Me, Rochester Black, The United States of Romania, Aenglaland, Suicidistan, Visburgh, GreatMinds, Dattlovia, Crappolia, The Kyziban Islands, Jontopiary, Jalyort Empire, Abject Ludicrosity, El Fiji Grande, The Tofiatary Arhipelago, Revolutionary Sealand, American MapleStory, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Raccooniah, Ayylienz, Thorway, Democritus, Bridger-Teton, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Yarecir, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Papika, Whachamacallit, Solcialist States, Kobagia, Tawya, Xorroth, Babacar, Hyperbanus, Esplandia, West Coastal States, Copria, Gawdzendia, Republic of Turbin, Eraver, Warsaw-Halicz, New Chilokver, Lorigia, The FNBs, The Rhein States, Manticore utopia, AGoodPlace, Curtis Cosla, Freienland, The Most Freedom Ever, Lionia, New Bremerton, Funkadelia, Amauri, New Pruessen, and Staenga.

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