by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217th Most Influential: 465th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,340th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
When thots and hoes unite we become Thoets
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population1.561 billion

LeaderDiane Inside


The Rogue Nation of Thoets is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Diane Inside with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.561 billion Thoetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sidehoe. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thoetsian economy, worth 171 trillion Ratpisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 109,584 Ratpisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thoets's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thoets is ranked 7,384th in the world and 387th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 87.39 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217thMost Influential: 465thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,340thBest Weather: 2,343rdMost Pacifist: 2,483rdNicest Citizens: 2,632ndSafest: 2,983rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,006thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,333rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,403rdMost Inclusive: 5,237thHealthiest Citizens: 5,306thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,773rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,747thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,350thMost Income Equality: 7,384thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 7,973rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,529thMost Cultured: 9,052ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,489thSmartest Citizens: 11,592ndLargest Governments: 11,972ndMost Developed: 13,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,138th
Most Pacifist: 126th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Influential: 141st in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 151st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 204th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 205th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 207th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 210th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 265th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 294th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 311th in the regionMost Inclusive: 318th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 366th in the regionMost Income Equality: 387th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 419th in the regionMost Cultured: 432nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 432nd in the regionLargest Governments: 524th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 597th in the regionMost Developed: 765th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 267 » Wodan, Gladio II, Universal State Formula, Siwale, Pallaith, Tharissus, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Mzeusia, Buckerino, Holy Oranz, Agrauron, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Kwaj, NatsukiLand, Notyoutopia, PlanetPunk, Bayern-Straubing, Sheppey, Territorio di Nessuno, Diodone, Victoriaans Nederlands, ABC, Malvad, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, McMasterdonia, Wilkshire, Dodione, Merconitonitopia, Xentherida, Edwerlantin, Ainsworth, Sil Dorsett, SillyString, Cloydicia, Guyomartand, Shadowrik, Selfgradatude, Eglise Sainte Eve, Xinchao, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Puczovska, Atain, and 217 others.Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Sea Ghost, Renetopia, Novo England, Xagill, The Bureaucratic Territories, Felpolandia, Dramanian, Avornica, Alarys, Calamazo, Arrivederci, Triekru, Lemonbiscuits, Azurius, Panama Coalition, Weehay, Ribbleton, BrightFutures, Boggovia, TerranulliuZ, Camarthen, The Free Californian People, Omicron Persei V111, Prydania, Massarie, The Oppressed, Aroa, Ka Ching, Plumas, Ostrekoj, Unimaginable Doom, Nisastria, Kulgatha, Alice Gardens, Mordant99, Blackwood Coast, New Lakemba, The Transhuman Union, New Sekai, Snoodum, Caldysia, The Prole, Mecca-Switzerland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Unsophisticate, United Government Of Corruption, The Iron Lions, Helix Labs, Choistan, Albacria, RoosterTeeth, Dicko, Walter Jackson, Ozstan, Prospit, Cadla, Malta Comino Gozo, General COE, Yukti, Guslantis, Shibutani, Inner Wilia Sch, THX1138, Riverwinde, Amerian States, Californian Redwood, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Zokk, North Armatas, Edon-Ko, Erwo Stal, Bothia, Itallitopia, Outer Egorniand, Republic of Destiny, Phoronu, Dopeland420, CurryIndia, Viridiann, Pleroma Sans Romans, Lower Nubia, The Windmilluminati, Former English Colony, Han Ful, Chukstik Illahi, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Brysto, Empy, Detrivania, Sevmenika, Palisede, Misuvelia, Avalon, New Cataria, Rubistein, Pizza Squared, Ingensterra, Humptalumpta, Potatolandium, KEP77, Highton Islands, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, New Fingland, JAOECW536, McDonaldsland, New Pleasant Hill, Kelvaros Prime, Valenair, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, New Phyrreus, United Draconia, Apetopia, Pauxia, Deerfenland, Myrrang, Kubrostavsria, Prickly Town, Semailand, The Imperial Shannon, Reylands, Marxist Luxembourg, Giganato, Triangle And Square, Neo Hungarica, The Gamer Party, Chamocha, Free Culture, Q w e r t y, Batdaviea, Tredano, French Bananastan, Golden Ho, David Davidson, Eravonia, Blackgear, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Kristalmaan, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Vivanco, Zupla, Atheenos, Kokomo Island, Jest Xerces, Palanyag, Zeternia, Sundred, Quranite, Liberentis, RaRaRasputinn, Sahriastan, The Mace Kingdom, Seelandt, Avemterra, Azzarel, Musselshell, Tianqing, Dellengard, Blackphir, Grimrholm, One hundred castles, Mesherica, Bonjoura, DeadHookerland, Ethnon, Uruguayan, Alsace and Lorraine United, Voznesheim, Rumagna, The Alpha Conglomerate, Tierra Unida, Neo-Philadelphia, Spunkland, Cinnibar, Ivalex, Waterma, I am the one who knocks, Wisconsota, Maott, Ice and Tinian, Mahsoobia, Suraria, Get Away From Me, Rochester Black, The United States of Romania, Gooboistkoyt, Aenglaland, Suicidistan, Visburgh, Upper Hellicks, Amonti, GreatMinds, Dattlovia, Crappolia, The Kyziban Islands, Jontopiary, Jalyort Empire, Abject Ludicrosity, Bharathvarsh, El Fiji Grande, The Tofiatary Arhipelago, Revolutionary Sealand, American MapleStory, Shaun, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Raccooniah, Ayylienz, Thorway, Harstonia, Democritus, Bridger-Teton, and Maj Tonia Godgueeber.

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