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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 237th Most Influential: 1,004th Best Weather: 3,321st
The Rogue Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
When thots and hoes unite we become Thoets
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population1.057 billion

LeaderDiane Inside


The Rogue Nation of Thoets is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Diane Inside with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.057 billion Thoetians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sidehoe. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thoetsian economy, worth 108 trillion Ratpisses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,186 Ratpisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Sidehoe Dodoes' triumph against long odds, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thoets's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thoets is ranked 10,463rd in the world and 477th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.59 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 237thMost Influential: 1,004thTop
Best Weather: 3,321stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,521stMost Pacifist: 3,663rdSafest: 3,866thNicest Citizens: 3,984thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,139thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,560thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,354thHealthiest Citizens: 8,024thMost Inclusive: 8,963rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,464thLowest Crime Rates: 10,463rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,987thMost Cultured: 12,035thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,185thSmartest Citizens: 15,635thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,876thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,902ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,021stMost Developed: 17,221stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,653rd
Best Weather: 180th in the regionSafest: 182nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 183rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 201st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 206th in the regionNicest Citizens: 224th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 263rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 294th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 318th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 343rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 356th in the regionMost Influential: 408th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 448th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 477th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 514th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 541st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Cultured: 608th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 635th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 658th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 686th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 812th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 817th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 856th in the regionLargest Governments: 859th in the regionMost Developed: 934th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thoets was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Liberentis.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Sidehoe Dodoes' triumph against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Thoets endorsed The Republic of Quranite.
  • : Thoets endorsed The Community of Siegsylvania.
  • : Following new legislation in Thoets, walls don't have ears.
  • : Thoets was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Thoets was endorsed by The Republic of Quranite.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 276 » Aerilia, Wodan, Gladio II, Universal State Formula, Forunte, Siwale, Pallaith, Tharissus, Shin-Hachioji, Mercy Land, Yaorozu, Mzeusia, Buckerino, Holy Oranz, Agrauron, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Kwaj, NatsukiLand, Notyoutopia, PlanetPunk, Bayern-Straubing, Sheppey, Territorio di Nessuno, Thenaca, Midds Conia, Diodone, Victoriaans Nederlands, ABC, Malvad, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, McMasterdonia, Wilkshire, Dodione, Merconitonitopia, Lungha, HMS Unicorn, Xentherida, Edwerlantin, Ainsworth, Sil Dorsett, SillyString, Pakistan 001, Cloydicia, Guyomartand, Shadowrik, Selfgradatude, Eglise Sainte Eve, and 226 others.Xinchao, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Khorazan, Illusia and Neverendia, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Puczovska, Kingdom of Space, Montroyale, Rainengrad, Morlanka, Alsatian Island, Atain, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Evansgrove-Romano Them, SchoolHouse Rock, ThE eNd oF eE, Sea Ghost, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Renetopia, Novo England, Xagill, Abunenin, The Bureaucratic Territories, Felpolandia, Dramanian, Avornica, Alarys, Calamazo, Arrivederci, Triekru, Lemonbiscuits, Azurius, Olytemis, Panama Coalition, Weehay, Ribbleton, BrightFutures, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Vszeklina, Great Solordia, Boggovia, TerranulliuZ, The Lugansk Republic, Camarthen, The Free Californian People, Omicron Persei V111, Prydania, Massarie, Nueava Libertalia, The Oppressed, Aroa, Ka Ching, Plumas, Freienland, Ostrekoj, Benolia, Unimaginable Doom, Nisastria, Kulgatha, Imperial Gabillity Wordt, Alice Gardens, Mordant99, Blackwood Coast, Federalni Policie, San Christobal, New Lakemba, The Transhuman Union, New Sekai, Snoodum, Caldysia, The Prole, Mecca-Switzerland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Unsophisticate, Keybobo, United Government Of Corruption, The Iron Lions, Helix Labs, Choistan, Albacria, RoosterTeeth, Dicko, Euginus, Walter Jackson, Confederate QWERT, The Rossinite Empire, Ozstan, Prospit, SpacePotatoWorld, The Oceanic Lands, Cadla, Malta Comino Gozo, General COE, Yukti, Underground Techno, Guslantis, Shibutani, Athenian Coalition, The Russland kingdom, Inner Wilia Sch, AGoodPlace, THX1138, Aeroias, Riverwinde, Amerian States, Californian Redwood, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Zokk, North Armatas, Edon-Ko, Erwo Stal, Bothia, Spherus Magna Imperium, Itallitopia, Isimud, Outer Egorniand, Republic of Destiny, The AP Republic, Phoronu, Aurelius Hastings, Dopeland420, CurryIndia, Viridiann, Dephinland, Pleroma Sans Romans, Lower Nubia, The Windmilluminati, Llwy, Former English Colony, Han Ful, Hardonius, Belligerently Drunk Peoples, Cult of the Seven Sons, Chukstik Illahi, Kylesburgh, Killbear, Koda-Land, Brysto, The Pantheons, Empy, Detrivania, Sevmenika, Palisede, Surrus, Misuvelia, Avalon, New Cataria, Rubistein, Pizza Squared, Ingensterra, Humptalumpta, Potatolandium, KEP77, Highton Islands, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, DabsForDays, New Fingland, JAOECW536, McDonaldsland, New Pleasant Hill, Kelvaros Prime, Valenair, Democratic Duch Vartahreors, New Phyrreus, United Draconia, Apetopia, Pauxia, Deerfenland, Piscistan, Myrrang, Kubrostavsria, Prickly Town, Semailand, The Imperial Shannon, Reylands, Marxist Luxembourg, Holy Trinity 2015, Centrall America, Giganato, Avgrunden, Islansia Caliphate, Triangle And Square, Neo Hungarica, Lionia, Montination, Takumisan, The Gamer Party, Afriyie, South North China, Chamocha, Free Culture, Q w e r t y, Batdaviea, Tredano, French Bananastan, Blacbolt, Harjad, Minolipsia, Midnightio, Golden Ho, David Davidson, Eravonia, Blackgear, Whereisthatistan, Shentia, Racoda, Kristalmaan, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Vivanco, Zupla, Deropia, Atheenos, Thurmanation, Kokomo Island, Jest Xerces, Palanyag, Zeternia, Sosash, Sundred, Siegsylvania, Quranite, and Liberentis.

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