by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,320th Most Influential: 1,706th Best Weather: 3,957th
The Lore of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself
Ebeziah Muji
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population9.281 billion

LeaderEbeziah Muji
FaithNine Divines


The Lore of Thneedtown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.281 billion Thneedans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth 993 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,067 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, nothing gets the party jumping like Ebeziah Muji specifying how high, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 175,555th in the world and 9,465th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,320thMost Influential: 1,706thTop
Best Weather: 3,957thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,554thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,783rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,894thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,896thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,049thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,095thMost Developed: 7,158thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,531stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,819thTop
Nicest Citizens: 9,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,398thMost Cultured: 9,681stSafest: 10,247thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,641stMost Pacifist: 10,747thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,320thHealthiest Citizens: 11,544thMost Inclusive: 11,737thHighest Economic Output: 11,844thMost Efficient Economies: 12,595thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,604thSmartest Citizens: 14,667thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,840thLargest Governments: 18,171st
Best Weather: 204th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 211th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 242nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 256th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 259th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 282nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 289th in the regionLargest Populations: 305th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 307th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 324th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 327th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 331st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 378th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 395th in the regionMost Developed: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 406th in the regionMost Cultured: 458th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 497th in the regionSafest: 501st in the regionMost Pacifist: 549th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 576th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 576th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 587th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 615th in the regionMost Influential: 675th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 689th in the regionMost Inclusive: 696th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 766th in the regionLargest Governments: 790th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 942nd in the region

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