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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,288thMost Influential: 2,504thBest Weather: 3,334th
The Lore of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself
Ebeziah Muji
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population11.461 billion

LeaderEbeziah Muji
FaithNine Divines


The Lore of Thneedtown is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.461 billion Thneedans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,155 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Ebeziah Muji's wardrobe, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 76,369th in the world and 3,594th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 129,477.56 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,288thTop
Most Influential: 2,504thBest Weather: 3,334thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,110thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,274thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,390thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,393rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,649thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,890thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,040thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,054thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,310thNicest Citizens: 7,437thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,524thMost Pacifist: 7,717thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,892ndSafest: 7,966thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,323rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,425thMost Cultured: 8,517thMost Developed: 9,113thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,908thMost Inclusive: 10,052ndSmartest Citizens: 12,017thHighest Economic Output: 12,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,517thMost Efficient Economies: 13,873rdLargest Governments: 14,976thMost Income Equality: 18,193rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 161st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 188th in the regionBest Weather: 192nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 208th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 237th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 244th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 308th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 346th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 373rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 376th in the regionLargest Populations: 408th in the regionNicest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Cultured: 414th in the regionMost Pacifist: 426th in the regionSafest: 428th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 452nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 463rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 474th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 491st in the regionMost Developed: 519th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 524th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 548th in the regionMost Inclusive: 581st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 636th in the regionLargest Governments: 699th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 700th in the regionMost Influential: 769th in the regionMost Politically Free: 798th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 917th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 923rd in the region

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