The Lore of Thneedtown is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.461 billion Thneedans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,155 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Ebeziah Muji's wardrobe, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Nation formally by the name of 9003.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Leviathan State of Eastern Bahia.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Tiranny of Korovan Isles.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Republic of The Pantheons.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Republic of Harrys.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Democracy of Avastate.
- : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Realm of Yohannes.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Colony of Mooe.
- : Thneedtown was endorsed by The Soundwave of Unshleepd.
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