The Armed Republic of Third League of New Kent is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.824 billion Third League of New Kentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuat. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Third League of New Kentian economy, worth 669 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,748 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, no one gossips with Adolf Trump during diplomatic summits, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third League of New Kent's national animal is the Jade Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Third League of New Kent is ranked 22,950^th in the world and 756^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,565.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.