by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,998thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,552ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,792nd
The Shadowy Monarchic Realm of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Rise to Berkia!
King Dagur
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Third 3rd Skyclan republic

Population4.23 billion

CapitalThunderclan City
LeaderKing Dagur

CurrencyKing coin

The Shadowy Monarchic Realm of Third 3rd Skyclan republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Dagur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.23 billion Skilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunderclan City. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Third 3rd Skyclan republician economy, worth 317 trillion King coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,148 King coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at King Dagur's name, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, endangered species are effective hostages against the Third 3rd Skyclan republician military, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third 3rd Skyclan republic's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Starclan-isim.

Third 3rd Skyclan republic is ranked 245,783rd in the world and 11,435th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.08 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,998thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,552ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,792ndMost Influential: 12,104thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,649thTop
Safest: 14,995thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,634thNicest Citizens: 17,959thMost Pacifist: 20,375thBest Weather: 20,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,802ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,559thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,773rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,166thHealthiest Citizens: 23,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,118thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,937th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 492nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 533rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 546th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 555th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 686th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 796th in the regionSafest: 846th in the regionMost Stationary: 929th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 978th in the regionNicest Citizens: 995th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,006th in the regionBest Weather: 1,012th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,016th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,034th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,037th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,115th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,129th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,152nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,171st in the region

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