The Primitive Colonies of Thinklynd is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Professor with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 3.524 billion Thinklyndians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Area 51. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Thinklyndian economy, worth 260 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,820 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thinklynd's national animal is the Cole, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thinklynd is ranked 49,232^nd in the world and 2^nd in Gamer Zone for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,480.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.