The Forever Dying Republic of Thils is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President John Thilz with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.6 billion Thilsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thils City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thilsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Eaglettes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,070 Eaglettes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and billions of Eaglettes are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thils's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Thils is ranked 196,925^th in the world and 931^st in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,210.55 Standard Monetary Units.