The Forever Alive Republic of Thils is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President John Thilz with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.469 billion Thilsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thils City. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thilsian economy, worth 547 trillion Eaglettes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,502 Eaglettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thils's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Thils is ranked 1,491^st in the world and 82^nd in Europe for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 110 Valid Endorsements.