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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,781stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,446thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,666th
The Rogue Nation of
Left-Leaning College State
What we stole was hope, and hope we give.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Thievesland

Population165 million

Currencyjewelle
Animalfox

The Rogue Nation of Thievesland is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 165 million Thieveslandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Thieveslandian economy, worth 8.03 trillion jewelles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,643 jewelles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

According to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown. Thievesland's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thievesland is ranked 155,720th in the world and 106th in New Western Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -96.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,781stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,446thTop
10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,666thNicest Citizens: 14,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,615thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,523rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thievesland, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Thievesland, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Thievesland, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Thievesland, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in Thievesland, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Thievesland, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Thievesland, they say that Thieveslandians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Thievesland, prudishness is on the way out.
  • : Thievesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Thievesland, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.

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