The Free Land of Thice Frostalt is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 336 million Frostaltans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phantonberg. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Thice Frostaltian economy, worth 20.4 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,715 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Phantonberg Film Festival recently voted 'Frostaltan Getting Hit By Football' as best film, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thice Frostalt's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thice Frostalt is ranked 53,389^th in the world and 329^th in Europeia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.8 percentage of bribes refused.