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Largest Mining Sector: 7,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,973rdMost Authoritarian: 11,039th
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We are run by clown fishes
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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ThiccBois69

Population322 million

CapitalThiccapolis

CurrencyChildren
AnimalClown fish

The People's Republic of ThiccBois69 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 322 million ThiccBois are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thiccapolis. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong ThiccBoian economy, worth 25.8 trillion Childrens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,061 Childrens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the people of ThiccBois69 are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ThiccBois69's national animal is the Clown fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

ThiccBois69 is ranked 39,330th in the world and 871st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,840.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 7,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,973rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,039thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,640thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,188thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,517thMost Conservative: 18,798thMost Avoided: 19,344thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,484thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,772ndFattest Citizens: 20,845th
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Largest Mining Sector: 230th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 232nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 308th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 374th in the regionFattest Citizens: 415th in the regionMost Cultured: 436th in the regionMost Armed: 507th in the regionMost Influential: 525th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ThiccBois69's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : ThiccBois69 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : ThiccBois69 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : ThiccBois69 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : ThiccBois69 endorsed The Confederation of Thuringia Reich.
  • : Following new legislation in ThiccBois69, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in ThiccBois69, the people of ThiccBois69 are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • : Following new legislation in ThiccBois69, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in ThiccBois69, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
  • : Following new legislation in ThiccBois69, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.

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