Population | 16.189 billion |
Capital | Romesalem |
Leader | Father Ferenczy |
Faith | Krislimish |
Currency | silver coin |
Animal | griffin |
The Verboten of Thibor Ferenczy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Father Ferenczy with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.189 billion Ferenczyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romesalem. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ferenczyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,490 trillion silver coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 524,442 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, government policy is dictated by Krislimish, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, and citizens can freely debate whether Father Ferenczy is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thibor Ferenczy's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Krislimish.
Thibor Ferenczy is ranked 204,102nd in the world and 74th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 43.03499329092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, citizens can freely debate whether Father Ferenczy is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, government policy is dictated by Krislimish.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Father Ferenczy's window to draw attention to their issues.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.