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Most Devout: 2,167th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,806th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,380th
The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Alone we fall, together, we stand strong
Ali Baba Singh
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Theusian

Population2.524 billion

CapitalDerjat Circle
LeaderAli Baba Singh
FaithSithis the Undead Hyena

Currencybaht
AnimalHyena

The Confederacy of Theusian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ali Baba Singh with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.524 billion Theusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derjat Circle. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theusist economy, worth 397 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,488 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theusian's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sithis the Undead Hyena.

Theusian is ranked 7,311th in the world and 53rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 8 Valid Endorsements.

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Most Devout: 2,167thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,380thRudest Citizens: 4,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,828thLargest Mining Sector: 6,448thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,567thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,681stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,311thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,027thTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,467thLargest Governments: 8,529thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,476thMost Efficient Economies: 9,549thLowest Crime Rates: 10,716thHighest Average Incomes: 11,012thBest Weather: 13,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,361stMost Cultured: 13,437thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,665thMost Developed: 14,032ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,007thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,211thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,772nd
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Average: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionMost Conservative: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Theusian was endorsed by The People's Republic of Red Workers and Peasants.
  • : Following new legislation in Theusian, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Theusian, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Theusian, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most.
  • : Following new legislation in Theusian, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Theusian, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Theusian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Theusian, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Theusian, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Theusian, Ali Baba Singh has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.

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