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Largest Black Market: 294thMost Stationary: 302ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 661st
The 1883 Flagship Institution of
Capitalizt
Hook 'em Horns
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
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TheUniversity of Texas

Population35.731 billion

CapitalForty Acres
LeaderChancellor
FaithBurnt Orange

CurrencyOil Barrel
AnimalLonghorn

The 1883 Flagship Institution of TheUniversity of Texas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 35.731 billion TheUniversity of Texasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forty Acres. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient TheUniversity of Texasian economy, worth a remarkable 9,494 trillion Oil Barrels a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 265,708 Oil Barrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Chancellor is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, TheUniversity of Texas's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheUniversity of Texas's national animal is the Longhorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Burnt Orange.

TheUniversity of Texas is ranked 91,031st in the world and 336th in NationStates for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.93 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Black Market: 294thMost Stationary: 302ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 661stHighest Economic Output: 674thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,330thRudest Citizens: 1,528thLargest Populations: 1,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,586thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,387thMost Efficient Economies: 2,430thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,049thHighest Average Incomes: 3,273rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,642ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,870thSmartest Citizens: 5,693rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,834thHighest Food Quality: 5,995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,218thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,544thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,624thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,636thNicest Citizens: 6,646thLargest Retail Industry: 6,653rdFattest Citizens: 7,994thMost Developed: 8,361stLargest Governments: 8,475thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,833rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,272ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,530thMost Influential: 9,701stMost Cultured: 11,666thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,960thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,400thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,304thMost Secular: 17,220thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,256thMost Patriotic: 19,425thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,529thHighest Drug Use: 21,129th
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Most Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Developed: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in TheUniversity of Texas, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in TheUniversity of Texas, TheUniversity of Texas's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in TheUniversity of Texas, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : TheUniversity of Texas was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in TheUniversity of Texas, Chancellor is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in TheUniversity of Texas, chanting protestors ask "WHAT DO WE WANT?" and reply "MORE OF THE SAME".
  • : Following new legislation in TheUniversity of Texas, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in TheUniversity of Texas, TheUniversity of Texasian Gladiators is a ratings success.
  • : TheUniversity of Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in TheUniversity of Texas, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.

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