The 1883 Flagship Institution of TheUniversity of Texas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 35.731 billion TheUniversity of Texasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forty Acres. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient TheUniversity of Texasian economy, worth a remarkable 9,494 trillion Oil Barrels a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 265,708 Oil Barrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Chancellor is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, TheUniversity of Texas's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheUniversity of Texas's national animal is the Longhorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Burnt Orange.

TheUniversity of Texas is ranked 91,031^st in the world and 336^th in NationStates for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.93 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.