by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,692ndMost Conservative: 4,290thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,060th
The Property of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Den ende ser dig.
Hyperborean Johann Kaspar Schmidt
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.393 billion

CapitalEsoteric Stockholm
LeaderHyperborean Johann Kaspar Schmidt
FaithTranshumanist Ego Theocratic Imperialism


The Property of THETI is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hyperborean Johann Kaspar Schmidt with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.393 billion disciples are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esoteric Stockholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The strong THETIist economy, worth 82.1 trillion spooks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,956 spooks, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

A signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, Hyperborean Johann Kaspar Schmidt has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and Hyperborean Johann Kaspar Schmidt is the self-declared God of all THETI. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. THETI's national animal is the phantasm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transhumanist Ego Theocratic Imperialism.

THETI is ranked 182,993rd in the world and 1,083rd in Teal Nation for Best Weather, with 96 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,692ndMost Conservative: 4,290thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,060thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,100thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,886thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,742nd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 135th in the region

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