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Nudest: 2,185thNicest Citizens: 22,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,888th
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Theta Xi Phi

Population122 million

CurrencyPiggie Pellet
AnimalGuinea Pig

The Oppressed Peoples of Theta Xi Phi is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 122 million Thetan Xian Phians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Thetan economy, worth 4.24 trillion Piggie Pellets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,740 Piggie Pellets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theta Xi Phi's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theta Xi Phi is ranked 80,668th in the world and 2nd in The Elysium Fields for Safest, scoring 88.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Nudest: 2,185thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 22,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,888thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,910thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,435th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theta Xi Phi, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Theta Xi Phi, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Theta Xi Phi, strategic economic sectors are controlled by the state.
  • : Following new legislation in Theta Xi Phi, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Theta Xi Phi, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Theta Xi Phi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Theta Xi Phi, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Theta Xi Phi, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Theta Xi Phi, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Theta Xi Phi, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Thetan Xian Phians any less frightened.

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