The Principality of TheSoupNazi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 29.389 billion TheSoupNazians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TheSoupNazian economy, worth 728 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,796 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheSoupNazi's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TheSoupNazi is ranked 125,157^th in the world and 3,179^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.2 law-abiding acts per hour.