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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,033rd Most Influential: 1,521st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,419th
The Commonwealth of
New York Times Democracy
Ad infinitum et ultra!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.563 billion

LeaderKing Menelaus I the Eldest


The Commonwealth of Theseia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Menelaus I the Eldest with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.563 billion Theseians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narn-Ür. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The large but inefficient Theseian economy, worth 421 trillion argentas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,777 argentas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The horniness of the great-horned lion is considered a national priority, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime is totally unknown. Theseia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theseia is ranked 148,987th in the world and 7,535th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,033rdMost Influential: 1,521stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,099thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,112thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,879thMost Pacifist: 7,405thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,554thBest Weather: 7,578thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,612thTop
Nicest Citizens: 7,752ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,833rdMost Cultured: 9,321stHealthiest Citizens: 11,279thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,392ndMost Inclusive: 11,545thSmartest Citizens: 11,662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,876thNudest: 12,893rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,093rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,095th
Most Rebellious Youth: 232nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 250th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 326th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 347th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 389th in the regionMost Pacifist: 409th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 409th in the regionBest Weather: 411th in the regionNudest: 427th in the regionLargest Populations: 428th in the regionNicest Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 437th in the regionMost Cultured: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 458th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 480th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 519th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 541st in the regionMost Influential: 591st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 591st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 592nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 601st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 669th in the regionMost Inclusive: 686th in the regionMost Stationary: 702nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Theseia was endorsed by The Republic of Maj Tonia Godgueeber.
  • : Theseia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Theseia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Democritus.
  • : Theseia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Theseia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Crime and Punishment"".
  • : Following new legislation in Theseia, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.
  • : Following new legislation in Theseia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Theseia, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Theseia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Theseia was endorsed by The Wonderfully Fragrant Nation of Dar es Saalam.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 114 » Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Siwale, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Alice Gardens, Sunto, Xentherida, Holy Oranz, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, Bothia, Tharissus, Elevation, Apetopia, Shadowrik, Frances Francis the First of France, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Unsophisticate, Friently, Malta Comino Gozo, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, American MapleStory, Selfgradatude, McMasterdonia, Necromonia, Prevaland, Sheppey, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Republic of Dixie, Palisede, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, The Lancerian Empire, PlanetPunk, Tredano, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Wodan, Wineclaw, Beodarasc, and 64 others.Ainsworth, Pria Xennes, Victoriaans Nederlands, RedRunele, Unimaginable Doom, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, NatsukiLand, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Kyrianian, Puczovska, Atain, Mordant99, Albacria, Ozstan, Q w e r t y, Guslantis, THX1138, Shibutani, Riverwinde, Californian Redwood, Northern Glory, The Windmilluminati, Former English Colony, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Pizza Squared, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, United Draconia, Empy, The Mace Kingdom, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, RaRaRasputinn, Maott, Sahriastan, Rochester Black, The United States of Romania, Gooboistkoyt, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, Bharathvarsh, El Fiji Grande, Shaun, Dar es Saalam, Democritus, and Maj Tonia Godgueeber.

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