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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,047th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,769th Most Devout: 2,857th
The Once Oppressed Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Endure
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Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
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Ther Sul Citzpacia

Population4.689 billion

Capitalskypacia
LeaderDrew Scrutchem-Chaddi
Faithcoruscation

Currencyplinks plink fizz
Animalcobra

The Once Oppressed Peoples of Ther Sul Citzpacia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Drew Scrutchem-Chaddi with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ritual sacrifices, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.689 billion Sulzpacianthers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of skypacia. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ther Sulzpacian economy, worth 433 trillion plinks plink fizzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,368 plinks plink fizzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many Sulzpacianthers struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, Ther Sul Citzpacia has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, and businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ther Sul Citzpacia's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is coruscation.

Ther Sul Citzpacia is ranked 45,978th in the world and 2,447th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 50 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,047thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,769thMost Devout: 2,857thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,080thLargest Black Market: 3,788thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,658thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,289thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,045thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,686thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,546thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,475th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 127th in the regionMost Devout: 129th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 253rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 364th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 473rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 507th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 640th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 710th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 831st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ther Sul Citzpacia, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ther Sul Citzpacia, Ther Sul Citzpacia has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ther Sul Citzpacia, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Following new legislation in Ther Sul Citzpacia, many Sulzpacianthers struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices.
  • : Ther Sul Citzpacia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Ther Sul Citzpacia, Drew Scrutchem-Chaddi's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Ther Sul Citzpacia, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Ther Sul Citzpacia, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Ther Sul Citzpacia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Ther Sul Citzpacia, citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks.

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