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The Return of the Evil King
Once banned by an alliance of mortals and gods from the NationStates reality, the powerful TheVeggyKing, makes use of a loophole in the structure of the universe to reconnect to our dimensions.
However, to be able to lift his curse, he has to regain power over parts of NationStates.
By mischance, this loophole solely allows him to enter the pantry of the bar on the corner.
Deprived of alternatives, TheVeggyKing offered the greediest person in the bar a lucrative deal upon which the barman agrees to help forming a deadly army for him
--> The Legion of the Cuke.
Since the evil veggy king is trapped in the pantry, he won't get all the information about the Legion's actual activity. Thus, the Legion will also be able to do other stuff, like rescuing pretty princesses etc.