by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Secular: 4,973rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,339th Most Pacifist: 7,012th
The Free Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Today is a good day to die
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Theomopolus

Population473 million

CapitalJustus

CurrencyLibra
AnimalRuby-throated Hummingbird

The Free Land of Theomopolus is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 473 million Theomopolusians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Justus. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Theomopolusian economy, worth 22.3 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 47,113 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, builders across Theomopolus are blocked up with orders for new public loos, most ambassadors from Theomopolus retire only a few years after being appointed, and no one is worried about government policies any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theomopolus's national animal is the Ruby-throated Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Theomopolus is ranked 7,012th in the world and 131st in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 148.76 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Top
5%
Most Secular: 4,973rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,339thMost Pacifist: 7,012thTop
10%
Safest: 9,774thMost Income Equality: 10,884thBest Weather: 12,460thNicest Citizens: 13,117thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,180th
Top
10%
Most Income Equality: 73rd in the regionMost Secular: 81st in the regionMost Politically Free: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, most ambassadors from Theomopolus retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, builders across Theomopolus are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Theomopolus, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.

More...

View Forum posts

Report