The Republic of Theofficaljapan is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 992 million snowmonkeylands have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of monkey city. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Theofficaljapanian economy, worth 67.4 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,989 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theofficaljapan's national animal is the Japanese snow monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theofficaljapan is ranked 54,928^th in the world and 203^rd in Forest for Highest Poor Incomes, with 37,969.39 Standard Monetary Units.