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Largest Information Technology Sector: 658th Most Cheerful Citizens: 733rd Most Cultured: 800th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Beware of the Wolves
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.137 billion

LeaderVladimir Vassilevich Reznov

AnimalBrown Bear

The Federal Republic of Theodosiya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Vassilevich Reznov with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.137 billion Theodosiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevastopol. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Theodosiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,800 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 252,224 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, Theodosiyan women are all tied up in tubal litigation, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theodosiya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theodosiya is ranked 156,735th in the world and 220th in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.54 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 658thMost Cheerful Citizens: 733rdMost Cultured: 800thMost Inclusive: 863rdHealthiest Citizens: 923rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,057thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,366thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,565thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,596thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,675thSmartest Citizens: 2,089thMost Developed: 2,590thHighest Average Incomes: 2,645thMost Influential: 2,800thNicest Citizens: 3,061stSafest: 3,403rdLargest Governments: 3,745thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,138thMost Secular: 4,338thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,701stMost Efficient Economies: 5,345thLowest Crime Rates: 6,211thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,364thHighest Economic Output: 6,442ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,600thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,785thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,491stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,875thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,019thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,021stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,651stHighest Drug Use: 8,671stMost Stationary: 9,847thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,000thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,513thMost Average: 15,777th
Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Theodosiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, Theodosiyan women are all tied up in tubal litigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
  • : Theodosiya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.


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