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Most Scientifically Advanced: 518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 529th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Slava Theodosiya!
Influence
Duckspeaker
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Good
Economy
Frightening
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Theodosiya

Population9.566 billion

CapitalSevastopol
LeaderVladimir Vassilevich Reznov

CurrencyRuble
AnimalBrown Bear

The Federal Republic of Theodosiya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Vladimir Vassilevich Reznov with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.566 billion Theodosiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevastopol. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Theodosiyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,636 trillion Rubles a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,601 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Theodosiyan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Vladimir Vassilevich Reznov, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theodosiya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Theodosiya is ranked 177,456th in the world and 190th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.52 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 529thMost Inclusive: 677thMost Cultured: 785thHealthiest Citizens: 873rdMost Developed: 978thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,202ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,210thRudest Citizens: 1,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,321stMost Efficient Economies: 1,454thSmartest Citizens: 1,513thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,569thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,498thLargest Governments: 2,563rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,966thSafest: 3,051stMost Influential: 3,073rdNicest Citizens: 3,073rdMost Secular: 3,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,737thLowest Crime Rates: 3,885thHighest Economic Output: 4,751stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,046thMost Armed: 5,068thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,878thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,677thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,774thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,902ndMost Stationary: 8,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,589thTop
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Most Average: 12,106thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,134thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,654thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,736thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,791st
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Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, Theodosiyan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Vladimir Vassilevich Reznov.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.

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