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Largest Information Technology Sector: 698th Most Cheerful Citizens: 828th Most Inclusive: 835th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Beware of the Wolves
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.251 billion

LeaderVladimir Vassilevich Reznov

AnimalBrown Bear

The Federal Republic of Theodosiya is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Vassilevich Reznov with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.251 billion Theodosiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevastopol. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Theodosiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 243,307 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Party members are derided as class traitors, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Sevastopol River, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theodosiya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theodosiya is ranked 90,210th in the world and 128th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 54.95 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 698thMost Cheerful Citizens: 828thMost Inclusive: 835thMost Cultured: 839thHealthiest Citizens: 956thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,145thRudest Citizens: 1,413thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,515thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,572ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,922ndSmartest Citizens: 2,336thMost Influential: 2,617thMost Developed: 2,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,823rdNicest Citizens: 3,518thSafest: 3,939thLargest Governments: 4,214thMost Secular: 4,538thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,818thMost Efficient Economies: 5,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,880thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,890thHighest Economic Output: 7,483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,490thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,595thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 7,884thLowest Crime Rates: 8,014thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,241stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,347thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,918thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,819thMost Stationary: 10,985thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,360thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,952ndMost Average: 14,687th
Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
  • : Theodosiya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens, the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Sevastopol River.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, Party members are derided as class traitors.
  • : Theodosiya was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Theodosiya was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.


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