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Largest Information Technology Sector: 603rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 789th Most Cultured: 842nd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Beware of the Wolves
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population6.608 billion

LeaderVladimir Vassilevich Reznov

AnimalBrown Bear

The Federal Republic of Theodosiya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Vassilevich Reznov with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.608 billion Theodosiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sevastopol. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Theodosiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,621 trillion Rubles a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 245,320 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theodosiya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Theodosiya is ranked 159,161st in the world and 251st in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 603rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 789thMost Cultured: 842ndMost Inclusive: 861stHealthiest Citizens: 922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,064thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,289thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,479thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,515thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,840thSmartest Citizens: 2,094thMost Developed: 2,645thMost Influential: 2,688thHighest Average Incomes: 2,839thNicest Citizens: 3,466thSafest: 3,926thLargest Governments: 4,093rdMost Secular: 4,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,395thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,239thMost Efficient Economies: 5,481stLowest Crime Rates: 6,670thLargest Retail Industry: 6,790thHighest Economic Output: 7,069thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,098thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,209thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,478thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,050thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,416thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,875thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,989thMost Stationary: 10,686thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,363rdMost Average: 13,112thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,722ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,238th
Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, dining out often involves Brown Bears on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Theodosiya, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.


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