The Sultanate of Theodorina is a huge, genial nation, ruled by THE VIEVE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 945 million Theodorinans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montemarteline. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theodorinan economy, worth 109 trillion oroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,434 oroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theodorina's national animal is the poison-spitting tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Theodorina is ranked 93,436^th in the world and 7^th in AP Copotopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.69 law-abiding acts per hour.