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Least Corrupt Governments: 13,213thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,457thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,458th
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
General Secretary Comrade Vozhd Kali
Comrade General Secretary Vozhd Supreme Leader
Civil Rights
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Theodores Tomfooleries

Population2.024 billion

LeaderGeneral Secretary Comrade Vozhd Kali

Currencyfemboy thigh pic
Animalfemboy deer

The DPRSSR of Theodores Tomfooleries is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Comrade Vozhd Kali with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.024 billion Queers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staleningrad. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Queer economy, worth 85.8 trillion femboy thigh pics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,375 femboy thigh pics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, atheists on vacation find Islam's scriptures make useful doorstops, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theodores Tomfooleries's national animal is the femboy deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Theodores Tomfooleries is ranked 285,615th in the world and 1st in Le Internationale for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,382.12 Standard Monetary Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 13,213thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,457thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,458thTop
Most Income Equality: 16,817thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,414thNicest Citizens: 17,419thSafest: 17,926thBest Weather: 17,993rdLowest Crime Rates: 22,477thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,595thHealthiest Citizens: 22,865thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,542ndMost Beautiful Environments: 29,475thMost Pacifist: 29,913thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,213thMost Cheerful Citizens: 31,103rd

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