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Highest Crime Rates: 1,659th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,679th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,728th
The Beans of
Civil Rights Lovefest
for a thousand autumns and myriad springs
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Themiclesia

Population12.611 billion

CapitalKien-k'ang
LeaderPrime Minister Gwjang

Currency'jet
Animalred panda

The Beans of Themiclesia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gwjang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.611 billion Themiclesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kien-k'ang. The average income tax rate is 50.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Themiclesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion 'jets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 136,885 'jets, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, the weather in Kien-k'ang is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Themiclesia's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Themiclesia is ranked 9,490th in the world and 4th in New Septentrion for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 83.14 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Top
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Highest Crime Rates: 1,659thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,679thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,728thMost Efficient Economies: 2,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,571stLargest Black Market: 3,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,568thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,756thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,389thMost Armed: 5,393rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,489thNudest: 6,962ndHighest Economic Output: 7,014thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,202ndTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,490thNicest Citizens: 11,197thMost Developed: 11,548thSmartest Citizens: 12,554thMost Cultured: 13,588thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,616thLargest Populations: 14,301stLargest Gambling Industry: 14,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,219thHighest Average Incomes: 15,588th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Themiclesia's influence in New Septentrion fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Themiclesia's influence in New Septentrion rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Themiclesia's influence in New Septentrion rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Themiclesia's influence in New Septentrion rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Themiclesia's influence in New Septentrion rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Themiclesia, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Themiclesia, the weather in Kien-k'ang is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Themiclesia, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.

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