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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,725thHighest Crime Rates: 1,969thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,990th
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Themiclesia

Population15.331 billion

CapitalKien-k'ang
LeaderPrime Minister Gwjang

Currency'jik
Animalred panda

The Beans of Themiclesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gwjang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.331 billion Themiclesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kien-k'ang. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Themiclesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,029 trillion 'jiks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,411 'jiks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, the weather in Kien-k'ang is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Themiclesia's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Themiclesia is ranked 199,428th in the world and 12th in New Septentrion for Most Authoritarian, with 142.49 milliStalins.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,725thHighest Crime Rates: 1,969thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,990thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,664thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,782ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,860thMost Efficient Economies: 4,722ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,937thLargest Black Market: 7,276thHighest Economic Output: 7,465thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,828thNudest: 9,646thMost Armed: 10,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,833rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,626thSmartest Citizens: 12,917thLargest Populations: 13,344thMost Cultured: 14,066thMost Developed: 16,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,757thHighest Average Incomes: 18,156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,640thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,168thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,393rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,712th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.

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