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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,719thHighest Crime Rates: 1,967thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,993rd
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Themiclesia

Population15.343 billion

CapitalKien-k'ang
LeaderPrime Minister Gwjang

Currency'jik
Animalred panda

The Beans of Themiclesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gwjang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.343 billion Themiclesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kien-k'ang. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Themiclesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,031 trillion 'jiks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,411 'jiks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, the weather in Kien-k'ang is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Themiclesia's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Themiclesia is ranked 9,696th in the world and 1st in New Septentrion for Nudest, with 221 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,719thHighest Crime Rates: 1,967thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,993rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,671stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,775thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,836thMost Efficient Economies: 4,702ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,950thLargest Black Market: 7,266thHighest Economic Output: 7,458thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,813thNudest: 9,696thMost Armed: 10,792ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,869thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 12,674thSmartest Citizens: 12,924thLargest Populations: 13,328thMost Cultured: 14,051stMost Developed: 16,647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,755thHighest Average Incomes: 18,186thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,678thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,194thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,366thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,739th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Themiclesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.

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