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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th
The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of
Psychotic Dictatorship
🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛
Influence
Ambassador
WA Delegate / Moon Princess (Interior Minister)
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Thembria SSR

Population15.269 billion

CapitalMoskau
LeaderDemon Goddess Ifurita
Faiththe Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita

CurrencySteam
AnimalSnow Duck

The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.269 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 11,544 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 756,043 Steams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Demon Goddess Ifurita's portrait, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 56,908th in the world and 50th in Yggdrasil for Highest Drug Use, scoring 87.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15thMost Devout: 17thMost Advanced Public Education: 19thLargest Governments: 19thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25thMost Subsidized Industry: 30thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stLowest Crime Rates: 31stLargest Black Market: 43rdHighest Average Incomes: 51stHighest Poor Incomes: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Information Technology Sector: 95thMost Beautiful Environments: 106thBest Weather: 129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130thMost Scientifically Advanced: 154thMost Efficient Economies: 276thHighest Economic Output: 320thHealthiest Citizens: 347thMost Armed: 349thLargest Welfare Programs: 440thMost Valuable International Artwork: 668thMost Influential: 1,052ndSmartest Citizens: 1,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,312thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,564thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,518thMost Authoritarian: 6,746thMost Stationary: 8,878thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,836thMost Developed: 12,844thLargest Populations: 14,353rdMost Extreme: 22,623rd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Demon Goddess Ifurita's portrait.
  • : Thembria SSR lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Thembria SSR voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protected Working Leave".
  • : Thembria SSR approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Protecting Sites of Religious Significance"".
  • : Thembria SSR lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, ritual mummification is making a comeback.

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