The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.269 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 11,544 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 756,043 Steams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Demon Goddess Ifurita's portrait, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 56,908^th in the world and 50^th in Yggdrasil for Highest Drug Use, scoring 87.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.