The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.838 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 12,120 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 765,276 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, Thembria SSR's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 129^th in the world and 1^st in Yggdrasil for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4,618.51 Tourists Per Hour.